Wednesday, 1 May 2013

So Bruce LEE and Jet LEE are not related,mmmhhh-170 to 25

Birthday bucket list
First and foremost this is a million dollar question.It requires the input of secret intelligent services,you know NASA guys and those with an IQ of 140,but since i'm going into final year,my consultants will expect me to know this stuff,i mean first thing in the morning,before i finish of my left over dozing,(NB medical students never get enough sleep by the way,it comes with the  profession,so no  worries don't feel sorry for me,a kuna matata ) ,a consultant will ask me something like that.Tell me the 5 differences between Bruce Lee and Jet Lee,and while you are at it,where their first movies were filmed and what muscle was hyper-tonic  when Bruce Lee flexed his quadratus longus.And man,you start scratching your head,putting your index finger on your chin and adjusting your glasses.It helps with masking the fact that brain is clueless at this point.Suddenly you remember that some time ago you went on wikipedia,and Jet Lee's name is not Jet LEE,its Jet Li,so like a BOSS you shout proff,First and foremost the names give it away,its Jet Li,and proff or consultant or whoever senior is in charge says good,and you feel like you are superman,and that day because of one good,you think i can conquer anything but the next question crushes all your hopes,four more son.The year four's are watching,trying to see if you are any good this time,and man,getting this answer wrong its like being   Bruce Lee doing that kung fu in one of those chinese movies,or are they japanese or korean,you really ant tell,just like you cant tell how an ST segment elevated MI really looks like,but when the consultant says this is a STEMI,you bow in agreement like all the kung fu fighters bow in respect before a challenge.Anyway ,today im resolving to study my ECG's and X-ray ,as i move toward my goal of getting a distinction in my finals 2014 next year,tough battle it is gonna be.If i don't have this stuff in my head by next week,i'm going to take acting lessons,nothing frightens consultants like a distraught medical student bawling the place down..you just rub a bit of saliva on your cheek,smudge eye liner make up and rub your eyes till they are red,and you start sobbing..believe you me-it works,you will be off the hook in no time...and when you are late for class for a genuine reason eg POS traffic, tell the proff or consultant your great grandma died...just don't tell them in 1909....
DAY  1
Donate clothes
You no longer use
DAY 2
Give away some  books you don’t use
DAY 3
Volunteer at a shelter
DAY 4
Write prisoners letters-I feel guilty about a letter from a prisoner who once wrote me and I never replied
DAY  5
Walk from Champ Fleurs to Trincity and back
DAY 6
Go  fishing
DAY 7
Go ice skating
DAY 8
Learn sign language
DAY 9
Learn to say “hello” in 50 languages.
DAY10
Learn how toBelly Dance
DAY11
Pay for someone’s lunch
DAY12
Finish the  fiction in my online library
DAY 13
Start  a happiness project
DAY 14
Make a difference in at least one person’s life.
DAY15
Write and publish a novel
DAY 16
Audition for makeup modelling
DAY 17
Gain a Readership of over 10000people by December 2013 for The SEED magazine
DAY 18
Uplift someone’s spirit
DAY 19
Graduate with distinction Jtough one
DAY 20
Get my blog to 10000views by Novemeber 3 2013
DAY 21
Create enough passive income so that you don’t have to work another day in your life.
DAY 22
Live on 25tt a day for  25days
DAY 23
 Get an ideal 4bedroomed home
DAY 24
Visit a mosque
DAY25
Run a Marathon
Day 26
Learn how to apply eye liner, and eye shadow
Day 27
Try a new hair style
You have never done before
Day 28
Rehearse and recite poetry in  front of an audience
Day 29
Buy myself red roses and share them till I remain with one
Day 30
Watch the top 20 movies of all time

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